Dragging Through Saturday, Part III

A few more cartoons of guys as gals.  Approximately.

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Isn't he supposed to dress as grandma?

That's happened to me

That has not

No, but that's his femme name

THE BEARD!  LOOK AT THE BEARD!

Poo poo has issues.

Gender Issues

These are loosely related by virtue of being gender mix-ups.  Yes, I'm stretching the meaning a bit but lately good T cartoons have been hard to find.  I'll keep digging though.

Definite fail, guys

Joe's taking a beating today

This strip is ALWAYS lame.  Sorry.

But Zits makes up for the one above.

Sunday Funnies: Same Joke, Same Day

July 28th was an odd day.  Sometimes, I see the same jokes or same topics in different strips on the same day, but on the 28th I found a double and a triple!  Click to enlarge each.

Beautiful Day

News at Eleven

Sunday Funnies: Close But No Cigar

I like a good joke.  But few things irk me more than a joke that doesn't quite make it.

Here are few coulda-been-funny cartoons.  Click to almost-enjoy.

 

Homonym toast?

Words that sound similar but have different meanings are homonyms. He's a writer! He KNOWS the test should have been on "different words that mean the same thing."

Fail

If you're gonna play with a prefix, play with a prefix.  "Perverse" is not from the Latin per- (thoroughly) -versus (turn towards).  It's from a single French word.  He could have made puns on adverse, converse, inverse, diverse, universe, even traverse, but not perverse (even though it's a funnier concept ~ it's still a fail).

It's a home run, but you knew that, kid.

The kid should have said "a four base hit." If he knows the phrase "home run," he wouldn't have called it a quadruple.

Do you mean "caterpillar?"

Baby butterflies? Sorry.  Baby butterflies can't fly.

A bit dated.

So this one's about seventy years too late.

Daddy?  I don't get it.

And this one's only forty years too late.

And the winner is...

That looks like about a 30' long telescope. That's a 10,000 millimeter refracting telescope. I can zoom 100x on my camera! He'd probably get 1000-4000 magnification on there. And although I guess the giant mechanism off to the left is supposed to keep the 'scope following a celestial object, it ain't following a seagull. Oh... and there's no such thing as a seagull.

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