Tuesday, January 29, 2013

Presenting the Opposing View

This is all over the interwebs.  I just grabbed a copy.  Funny thing is, I'd go for the other side most of the time.  The rest, I don't really care.

Why Men Are Just Happier People!

What do you expect from such simple creatures!?
  • Your last name stays put.
  • The garage is all yours.
  • Wedding plans take care of themselves.
  • Chocolate is just another snack.
  • You can be president.
  • You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.
  • Car mechanics tell you the truth.
  • The world is your urinal.
  • You never have to drive to another gas station because this one's just too icky.
  • Same work, more pay.
  • Wrinkles add character.
  • Wedding dress - $5000; tux rental - $100.
  • People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them.
  • The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected.
  • New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.
  • One mood, ALL the time.
  • Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
  • You know stuff about tanks.
  • A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.
  • You can open all your own jars.
  • You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
  • If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend.
  • Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack.
  • Everything on your face stays its original colour.
  • Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
  • You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
  • You almost never have strap problems in public
  • You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.
  • The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.
  • You don't have to shave below your neck.
  • Your belly usually hides your big hips.
  • One wallet and one pair of shoes, one colour, all seasons.
  • You can "do" your nails with a pocket-knife.
  • You have freedom of choice concerning growing a moustache.
  • You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives, on December 24, in 45 minutes.


  1. Meg -

    Are you sure men are happier people? ;-)

    What's that tune from Rodgers and Hammerstein's "Flower Drum Song" called?
    "I enjoy being a girl."


  2. Hee hee!
    The "strap problem" resonates here... I've been running in a bra, and those darn straps are a DISASTER the first mile!! :D :D

  3. Why Men are (supposedly happier people:


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