Saturday, September 3, 2011

Yes, It's All for the Breast

OK, where was I?  Oh yeah.

Before I go on, I do want to say that I have silicon forms (I've written about them before) and I can attach them, but I never have.  Maybe on my next trip to Arizona....

I started with water balloons. I've tried polyfill in cut-up stockings.  Silicon is pricey, but I think they're worth it.

But yes, I'd love to have breasts and surgery is the best way to get them, but....

Yes, there are non-surgical options.  Herbals and hormones, for example.  Some say you can have success with hypnosis.  Others claim pumping alone will work.  I've done a little checking.

Herbals are mostly useless.  I say mostly, because some people have had good success.  I think it's very individual.  And I think being younger helps.  I've heard of young men using soaps with estrogen impersonators and having reactions (including growing breasts).  I think having human growth hormones in great quantities helps. There are a lot of plants that mimic estrogen: tea tree oil, lavender, fenugreek, even soy if you have A Lot.

Hormones work.  There are a lot of varieties, but there is no "breast pills."  They're all "girl pills."  Look up the side effects.  And they all put a strain on the liver, which should be monitored while taking the pills.  They're also prescription, but there are off-shore druggists who aren't fussy about that.

I haven't heard of any hypnosis success stories, except from the people who sell hypnosis programs like this.

I've heard anecdotal evidence of using a breast pump to enlarge the breasts but it requires hours (!) of pumping each day.

So today I have two polls.  Please answer both.  For poll 1, I considered allowing multiple answers, but just choose the one you consider most radical.  Any comments or e-mail explanations are welcome.  Remember: if you want to be anonymous and private just put PRIVATE in your comment and I won't publish it.  But then, we can't have a dialogue either.




4 comments:

  1. Been meaning to ask--is the title of this post a play on the similarly titled song from Godspell?

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  2. Of course. But no-one got the quote from the second part of last Sunday's post ("Night Lives")

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  3. There are times when the idea of implants is very attractive, but then there are those other times when breasts woudl proove to be a bit of an embarassment. Currently I am reaosnably happy with teh results I get using a padded bra and "chicken fillet" silicon enhancers. I am limited as to what bras I can wear but being on a budget.......

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  4. Haha, I got the Godspell reference right away and now that song is stuck in my head!

    Maybe your poll could also use an option for "don't want breasts"... but then, maybe I'm the only one who would pick that choice :-)

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