Showing posts with label perfume. Show all posts
Showing posts with label perfume. Show all posts

Tuesday, May 28, 2013

It Figures

The day after my first "Girls Do It (But I Don't)" post (about me not wearing perfume) the following freecycle ad appeared: 

OFFER: Perfume
 
I have the following perfume used only a couple of times. They were given to me as gifts and they make me sneeze. Take all or just one. Located near [where I live now]. 

- Elizabeth Arden Pretty (bottle)
- Calvin Klein euphoria (bottle and two purse atomizers) 
 
If I swore off  gambling, the next day there'd be an OFFER: surefire system to win at the track.