Second Worst Beauty Product Name

I will claim the worst name would be La Mest.  Yes, I know what La Mer means, but really.  This is marketed to Americans after all. 

I hope it's a really really good product, like the "with a name like Smuckers it has to be good" ads.  (This link refers to what they meant, although it normally starts with an schm, not an sm).  Wow.  Heck of a sidetrack. :)

And it's only $160 per ounce at Nordstroms!