I Found The Perfect Shoe!

These.

Well, they're almost perfect. I'll wait while you look.

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OK. They cost more than my Meg budget for the year. I could buy about 80 on-sale dresses at Dress Barn for the same price. So that's one problem.

They also probably have too many straps for airport security.

But if you want people to notice your shoes, Jimmy Choo light-up platforms are probably the way to go!