Yes, It's All for the Breast

OK, where was I?  Oh yeah.

Before I go on, I do want to say that I have silicon forms (I've written about them before) and I can attach them, but I never have.  Maybe on my next trip to Arizona....

I started with water balloons. I've tried polyfill in cut-up stockings.  Silicon is pricey, but I think they're worth it.

But yes, I'd love to have breasts and surgery is the best way to get them, but....

Yes, there are non-surgical options.  Herbals and hormones, for example.  Some say you can have success with hypnosis.  Others claim pumping alone will work.  I've done a little checking.

Herbals are mostly useless.  I say mostly, because some people have had good success.  I think it's very individual.  And I think being younger helps.  I've heard of young men using soaps with estrogen impersonators and having reactions (including growing breasts).  I think having human growth hormones in great quantities helps. There are a lot of plants that mimic estrogen: tea tree oil, lavender, fenugreek, even soy if you have A Lot.

Hormones work.  There are a lot of varieties, but there is no "breast pills."  They're all "girl pills."  Look up the side effects.  And they all put a strain on the liver, which should be monitored while taking the pills.  They're also prescription, but there are off-shore druggists who aren't fussy about that.

I haven't heard of any hypnosis success stories, except from the people who sell hypnosis programs like this.

I've heard anecdotal evidence of using a breast pump to enlarge the breasts but it requires hours (!) of pumping each day.

So today I have two polls.  Please answer both.  For poll 1, I considered allowing multiple answers, but just choose the one you consider most radical.  Any comments or e-mail explanations are welcome.  Remember: if you want to be anonymous and private just put PRIVATE in your comment and I won't publish it.  But then, we can't have a dialogue either.

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