#3 is "please barf on the floor only."
#4 is "it is dangerous to squat on the toilet because if it explodes you will be propelled into the back wall."
#5 is really "fishing is OK but catch-and-release only but they couldn't fit that in one picture.
#6 is either no playing with toy blimps in the bathroom or no injectible drugs in the toilet ~ weed and coke only.
Comments are open. Send me your interpretations. :)
Actually, number 4 is dangerous because it's been known to break porcelain bowls, resulting in severe lacerations.
ReplyDelete#2, Please do not stand to use the toilet as it disturbs the flies and other insects.
ReplyDelete#3, we have set aside prayer rooms for you, please do not use the toilets for praying.
#4, you may have failed to win a medal but please don't flush yourself down the loo as it causes blockages.
#6, if you must do the splits in the toilets please do not use painkillers as we like to enjoy your yells of agony when you get stuck.
I'm pretty sure #2 is "don't shoot bb's at the toilet."
ReplyDelete6. Don't spray paint big giant X's on the wall.
ReplyDelete#2 - "Our aim is to keep this bathroom mildly germ infested, your aim will help:
ReplyDelete#3 - "You must recycle your vodka in the vodka recycling unit only. Do not drive the Buick"
#4 - "Please do not use the throne to access the ceiling vent. You are in the Lefortovo Hotel for a reason"
#5 - "Do not write love letters to Vladimir Putin on the wall with your bodily fluids. 867-5309 is nobody's phone number in Russia"
#6 Do not attempt to do the splits after drinking vodka in Russian bathroom.