tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3383236105308499589.post4405820363646697236..comments2023-09-24T16:20:50.493-04:00Comments on Call Me Meg: Actual SignCallMeMeghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14184763491635476887noreply@blogger.comBlogger5125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3383236105308499589.post-12932354422166161882014-02-10T00:23:40.429-05:002014-02-10T00:23:40.429-05:00#2 - "Our aim is to keep this bathroom mildly...#2 - "Our aim is to keep this bathroom mildly germ infested, your aim will help:<br />#3 - "You must recycle your vodka in the vodka recycling unit only. Do not drive the Buick"<br />#4 - "Please do not use the throne to access the ceiling vent. You are in the Lefortovo Hotel for a reason"<br />#5 - "Do not write love letters to Vladimir Putin on the wall with your bodily fluids. 867-5309 is nobody's phone number in Russia"<br />#6 Do not attempt to do the splits after drinking vodka in Russian bathroom. Crossdriving, with Annie Barchettahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16841206220467540120noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3383236105308499589.post-66853379651465543462014-02-09T16:57:38.794-05:002014-02-09T16:57:38.794-05:006. Don't spray paint big giant X's on the ...6. Don't spray paint big giant X's on the wall.Lizhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04691133169891570612noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3383236105308499589.post-17869793903860168542014-02-09T10:13:02.036-05:002014-02-09T10:13:02.036-05:00I'm pretty sure #2 is "don't shoot bb...I'm pretty sure #2 is "don't shoot bb's at the toilet."<br /><br />Linda Marie Danielshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09235079239322819082noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3383236105308499589.post-8539305472209451172014-02-09T09:46:49.904-05:002014-02-09T09:46:49.904-05:00#2, Please do not stand to use the toilet as it di...#2, Please do not stand to use the toilet as it disturbs the flies and other insects.<br /><br />#3, we have set aside prayer rooms for you, please do not use the toilets for praying.<br /><br />#4, you may have failed to win a medal but please don't flush yourself down the loo as it causes blockages.<br /><br />#6, if you must do the splits in the toilets please do not use painkillers as we like to enjoy your yells of agony when you get stuck.Jennahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08410714441581467404noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3383236105308499589.post-48520149930973841812014-02-09T06:49:26.518-05:002014-02-09T06:49:26.518-05:00Actually, number 4 is dangerous because it's b...Actually, number 4 is dangerous because it's been known to break porcelain bowls, resulting in severe lacerations.Alicehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17938113045192081875noreply@blogger.com