This one had the subject A PSA from the TSA and went as follows:
Year to date statistics on Airport screening from the Department of Homeland Security
Terrorist Plots Discovered 0
Transvestites 133
Hernias 1,485
Hemorrhoid Cases 3,172
Enlarged Prostates 8,249
Breast Implants 59,350
Natural Blondes 3
Should I tell her I'm one of 133?
I better not. And if I was more paranoid I'd probably be hiding and thinking ohmygodsheknows!
(follow up: P must've been on her distribution list ~ he just forwarded me the same thing. I am way too tempted!)
I'm surprised that your wife doesn't read your blog by now. I know that my wife, several of her relatives and a few of my customers read mine...
ReplyDeleteAlice, I don't think she could find it. And I like it that way!
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ReplyDeleteI was just about to send this same email along to you. I received it from 4 separate people in the past few days. Like you, I would like to think that it was just email friends spreading a bit of current TSA humor, but, I am not sure either us can be too certain.
In your case you may be able to get away with a 'rally' related quip such as telling 'P' that this is the reason that Christine O'Donnell only walks, drives or takes the train and why you/Christine stay away from airports. You can tell 'P' that your 'right-wing' alter ego does not want to be prodded or probed by the Feds or that she is afraid that they was take away her lucky witch's amulet.
I have been clocked under dressing at airports on 3 occasions and two of the Federal buildings that I have occasion to go to, in addition to making me pass through a magnamometer and running my briefcase and pocket change through a metal detection machine, routinely make me raise my pants legs above my socks. I have never been challenged for my under attire but, if truth be told, I would just as soon not have federal agents poking about my body or checking out what I choose to wear under my pants.
Regards
Pat
Pat, I go through airports with a pocket full of change, my charm bracelet, my necklace and never set off an alarm.
ReplyDeleteThe one time I had to remove every drop of metal and still get patted down was the one time I had to enter a women's prison. I am not making this up, and, no, there's not really a story behind it.
Different people write their blogs in different ways and aimed at different people. I write my blog for the transgendered community and would not want my wife to read it, though I have nothing to be ashamed about what I write, just that it is not aimed at her.
ReplyDeleteWith regard to P, having followed the story I think that they know.
I do hope you don't mind, I have just copied this post and your url to http://crossdressers-forum.com/forums/index.php I know I should have asked first, but it just linked into the topic stream so well
ReplyDeleteI don't mind, Paul. And did anyone ever tell you you sometimes look a lot like Edda?
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